[Vegan Battle] Meat vs Plants | Formerly the Matthew Twitter Complaint Thread

[Darryl McKoy]

meat you get anywhere is basically slowly killing you with cancer, and our grown bodies are not really made to drink milk. thats why a very large majority of people are lactose intolerant. its not a condition, its completely natural. i dont care for the save the animals bullstuff im just tryna save myself.

Hey we've all got to die of something. I'm choosing to die of a life of fulfilling bbqs

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[Foxscotch]

meat you get anywhere is basically slowly killing you with cancer

bitch that's called "living in 2018". face your inevitable death like a man, trogtor

[Verification]

meat you get anywhere is basically slowly killing you with cancer, and our grown bodies are not really made to drink milk. thats why a very large majority of people are lactose intolerant. its not a condition, its completely natural. i dont care for the save the animals bullstuff im just tryna save myself.

I'd rather eat a flavorful burger than a cold leaf of some bullstuff with some more tasteless bullstuff

[Trogtor]

Hey we've all got to die of something. I'm choosing to die of a life of fulfilling bbqs

yeah that does sound pretty epic. but id also like living as long as i possibly can.

I'd rather eat a flavorful burger than a cold leaf of some bullstuff with some more tasteless bullstuff

same but it just be like that sometimes you know

[IkeTheGeneric]

I'd rather eat a flavorful burger than a cold leaf of some bullstuff with some more tasteless bullstuff

Congratulations. Want a medal?

[Darryl McKoy]

Congratulations. Want a medal?

Depends, what does it taste like?

[Verification]

Congratulations. Want a medal?

Only if it's a 💯% lean Chuck beef one

[Trogtor]

Only if it's a 💯% lean Chuck beef one

enjoy your cancer, bro.

[IkeTheGeneric]

It's funny how even so much as making a passive mention of veganism makes people upset. What's up with that?

[Darryl McKoy]

It's funny how even so much as making a passive mention of veganism makes people upset. What's up with that?

It undermines my masculinity and must be destroyed

[Foxscotch]

enjoy your cancer, bro.

I've always wanted to try chemotherapy

[Verification]

enjoy your cancer, bro.

Can't wait to be on 24/7 diets of protein rich meat

[Darryl McKoy]

So on a serious note I think most people are aware of the dangers of red meat by now, but has there been anything linking chicken/poultry and fish consumption with increased risk?

[IkeTheGeneric]

So on a serious note I think most people are aware of the dangers of red meat by now, but has there been anything linking chicken/poultry and fish consumption with increased risk?

Most meat can cause cancer. The problem is that conventional meats have trace amounts of carcinogens from how farm-raised animals are fed.

[Darryl McKoy]

Most meat can cause cancer. The problem is that conventional meats have trace amounts of carcinogens from how farm-raised animals are fed.

Well yeah but I've only ever heard that about red meat, with fish and poultry being touted as the risk-free alternative (bar actually charring the meats when you cook them which I've also heard can increase risk)