[Vegan Battle] Meat vs Plants | Formerly the Matthew Twitter Complaint Thread

[IkeTheGeneric]

matthew doesn't like me because I'm a republican

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[craftersshaft]

the impossible burger is good, but the taste sort of wears off after the first corner

i dunno, i had a boston one so it could be different elsewhere

[Master Matthew²]

matthew doesn't like me because I'm a republican

What

the impossible burger is good, but the taste sort of wears off after the first corner

i dunno, i had a boston one so it could be different elsewhere

What's the impossible burger?

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

this thread turned me vegan

[Insert Name Here²]

I'm really sensitive to food textures, any weird feel in the mouth = immediate gag and loss of appetite

Thus I tend to eat meat extremely often, and the only plants I eat are either onion rings, some form of potatoes, carrots, or rarely a salad with only iceburg lettuce and crutons

[Mr.Noßody]

What's the impossible burger?

An Impossible Burger is a burger made from plants.
No meat.

[Master Matthew²]

An Impossible Burger is a burger made from plants.
No meat.

That sounds impossible to swallow.

[Darryl McKoy]

any weird feel in the mouth = immediate gag

i bet your boyfriend hates that

[Insert Name Here²]

i bet your boyfriend hates that

a richard wouldn't trigger that, I can stick my hand halfway down my throat without gagging lol

eating say a soft tender burger, but all of a sudden a weird plant-y crunch of onion or lettuce or whatever, that stuff is nasty and makes me gag

[Trogtor]

this thread turned me vegan

welcome to the club, fellow redditor.

[gr8dayseth]

i can't believe vegans would eat those poor defenseless plants
i say we kill all the vegans and eat them see how they like it

[Darryl McKoy]

how you meant to bench without meat in your diet? checkmate vegans

[Conan]

bruh have you never had a steak mushroom



all the protein you need and then some

[Darryl McKoy]

How dare you pollute the sanctity of the word steak

[Trogtor]

how you meant to bench without meat in your diet? checkmate vegans

ever noticed how some of the largest animals are plant eaters? cows, elephants, even gorillas.