whenever i see another unfunny uncreative laughable master matthew post i am reminded that i'm currently alive and present in reality, experiencing another day of life in my flesh and blood that was given to me by my mother and father. only when i see a smart calculated funny MM post will i know that i am actually dead and stuck in an ethereal plane
its my totem, like the spinning top from inception, reminding me that i'm alive, awake and normal
