Seems like everyone I want banned has already been banned, returned under a variant of their username, and repeated that three more times and now I can't recognize anyone. Can't keep these alts straight.
Can we put "Everyone who voted" on the poll? No idea if this is supposed to be some big social experiment but it'd be a pretty fun way to turn it into one.
I was also thinking "Anyone whose total post count in 'Drama' and 'Off Topic' are greater than their combined post counts everywhere else." But that's a bit too long to fit on a poll and would eliminate basically everybody still active here.