ladies and gentlemen i present to you, master matthew.
one of the brightest minds of the century, master matthew graduated high school at the age of 2 and went on to completely overhaul youtube's server mainframes to bring unbiased media to everyone. At only age 4, he was rewarded 29 consecutive nobel peace prizes, as well as the keys to over 200 cities around the world.
An advocate for high school abolishment, Master Matthew is a firm believer that formal education is an inhibiting factor in the intelligence of humans. His controversial yet accurate standpoint has garnered the attention of world leaders and the scientific community alike.
Here, one of Master Matthew's most well known academic essays is presented:
Lol, gotchu all, its just a lego forum.
Imagine caring, lol get beaned yall.
Although many people are not mentally prepared to receive such a violent and controversial opinion, all around the world can still acknowledge the amount of intelligence and reason behind such an abstract. Master Matthew will, without a doubt, remain one of history's smartest scientists for generations to come.
