I am going to track down where you live, and remove one of your house's windows while you sleep. I will also steal enough money to ensure you are one penny short of buying a new window, and every time you get more money, I will repeat this. As you accept this, I will begin sneaking lady beetles into your house through your missing window. One beetle per night. For the first 50 days, you will barely notice, but as it continues, you will realize that your house has too many beetles to count. Your house will be full of lady beetles, and because of it, you will be very angry.