unimpressive things that sound impressive without context

[craftersshaft]

how to format:

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impressive sounding thing

[color=transparent]context that reveals how it's less impressive[/color]
i'll start:

I won a smash tournament hosted by nintendo

at a mall, years ago, one round, and with people the same age or younger than me

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[K3k0m@n]

well thats annoying because i have to constantly zoom in/out to read the tiny text
invis text would be easier to manage

[maxymax13]

well thats annoying because i have to constantly zoom in/out to read the tiny text
invis text would be easier to manage

i personally just select it and paste into chrome url box but yeah invis pls

[craftersshaft]

i dont know how to do invis text, because

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[color=invisible] doesnt work

well thats annoying because i have to constantly zoom in/out to read the tiny text
invis text would be easier to manage

what maxy said

[CRITAWAKETS]

I managed to cook a maginificent BBQ steak with BBQ sauce.

It was a Hungry-Man that i just stuck in the microwave.

[TableSalt]

i dont know how to do invis text, because

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[color=invisible] doesnt work

TrAnSpArEnT

[Stellarnaut]

its [ color=transparent] not invisible

[Shift Kitty]

stuff i read the title backwards

does that still count as impressive?

[craftersshaft]

nevermind im dumb

[SuperMalleo64]

I just built a building

In Blockland, that was 16x16 smol