blf: the apartment

[Woof]

i pour a nice tall glass of alcohol for pie crust

whiskey pls

i deliver a package for pie crust,.......... what could it be..............!?

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[Stellarnaut]

whiskey pls

i bour a glass of whiskey

[Woof]

danke ^.^

[Stellarnaut]

he will nevr  know that whisky is actually acetone       forget you

[Woof]

oh forget

[Soviet Narwhal]

whiskey pls
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no its dynamite and if you dont do exactly what i demand it will explode killing everyone in the apartment

you have to stab stellarnaut before 1:00 PM tommorow otherwise it will explode

think fast!

[Stellarnaut]

i light the dynamite on fire

[Woof]

ima stab him with my rock hard rooster baby

[Soviet Narwhal]

i light the dynamite on fire

boom it blew up and you now have crippled legs how do you like being a cripple muahahaha

[maxymax13]

ima stab him with my rock hard rooster baby

poor stone roosters, did you ever ask about THEM?

[Boomsticks Alt]

I found this in the basement

i give you the right to host quake touraments in the apartment

[Stellarnaut]

i summon satan and offer him my legs (or what rest of them( to fucing nuke tis thread

[maxymax13]

who ate all the ice scream sand witches wtf

[Boomsticks Alt]

who ate all the ice scream sand witches wtf

probably pie crust i say we put him in the baesment of the apartment

[Shift Kitty]

or the rooftop

and then put the dogs in the basement