Author Topic: blf: the apartment  (Read 21957 times)



i put ducks but not duct tape

Guys I got us a netflix account
who wants to netflix and chill?
you idiot the apartment already came with free netflix and hulu


where did my ducktm go

he looked like this
please help me find jimmy

HOLY forget MY CAT DIED

*I fall from the floor above*
What is this? And where is the exit so I can get back to playing my terraria? Or is this apartment like my apartment where you can't leave, only enter?

Hey friends we're out of rum
What else do we need from the store?

Hey friends we're out of rum
What else do we need from the store?
For you to never return from the store.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2018, 05:17:05 AM by SwiftHyena2593 »

can someone hang this on the wall for me

Sure my bone friend

*hangs the thing for you*


For you to never return from the store.

I said we needed rum, not cigarettes

*Pulls out rope so we can use my apartment as floor 2 of this one*
*Moves all my stuff into my own room, on floor 2*
Alright, I say we throw woof into the basement, lock the door, and throw away the key. I would barricade it too, with a wall of PURE VIRGINITY. Woof can't even touch the stuff, so he can't escape, and we have fun while keeping our room furry-proof.