*Pulls out rope so we can use my apartment as floor 2 of this one*
*Moves all my stuff into my own room, on floor 2*
Alright, I say we throw woof into the basement, lock the door, and throw away the key. I would barricade it too, with a wall of PURE VIRGINITY. Woof can't even touch the stuff, so he can't escape, and we have fun while keeping our room furry-proof.