blf: the apartment

[Boomsticks Alt]

we're gonna get shut down by the apartment company

[Ad Bot]

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

I just threw an active explosive down the toilet and now it's leaking everywhere!

[maxymax13]

i bought a new xbox controller and 3 cheap chinese ones of varying quality
who wants to play duck game and pick a controller? maybe it will be great? maybe it will disintegrate in your hands? maybe it will shine a led in your eyes and fly away? who knows
and NO you CANT play the first party one its MINE!!!

[Boomsticks Alt]

i bought a new xbox controller and 3 cheap chinese ones of varying quality
who wants to play duck game and pick a controller? maybe it will be great? maybe it will disintegrate in your hands? maybe it will shine a led in your eyes and fly away? who knows

im gonna use my keyboard instead...
also im a master at duck game prepare to get your ass beat

[maxymax13]

im gonna use my keyboard instead...
also im a master at duck game prepare to get your ass beat

prepare to LOSE!!! because i'm the BEST with the GRAPPLE HOOK!! wait nO GOD DAMN IT I FELL!! YOURE A HACKER!!!!

[Boomsticks Alt]

prepare to LOSE!!! because i'm the BEST with the GRAPPLE HOOK!! wait nO GOD DAMN IT I FELL!! YOURE A HACKER!!!!

haha yes
im gonna go slepe bye nerd

[maxymax13]

haha yes
im gonna go slepe bye nerd

yes go SLEEP you EGG!!
now.. to do the evilest thing of all.. CHANGE YOUR KEYBOARD TO THE WORST LAYOUT... *dramatic music*
 AZERTY!!! AND DISABLE ALL OTHER LAYOUTS WITH HAX!!

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

yes go SLEEP you EGG!!
now.. to do the evilest thing of all.. CHANGE YOUR KEYBOARD TO THE WORST LAYOUT... *dramatic music*
 AZERTY!!! AND DISABLE ALL OTHER LAYOUTS WITH HAX!!

Place stickers over the keyboard so that it will seem like a certain key is really a different key. Oh also, take a screenshot of his home screen, change background to that screenshot, and move all of his apps to a folder that auto-crashes on opening.

[Cubone½]

get a job all of you

[datiel12]

y'all dont mind if i play golf indoors and have the golfball be 1 gallon of gas right

[badguy098]

haha yes
im gonna go slepe bye nerd

kill him in his sleep so he may never have the terror of seeing AZERTY in person

[yehellis3246]

then all the floors collapsed due erosion and age
mostly because theviacom dying and mostly keeping stuff in shape
the walls are probably next
so everyone gets out of the apartment to be on the streets again

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

then all the floors collapsed due erosion and age
mostly because theviacom dying and mostly keeping stuff in shape
the walls are probably next
so everyone gets out of the apartment to be on the streets again

Holy crap

[yehellis3246]

the walls also collapse

the apartment is now a pile of rubble
almost everything we had is broken or buried.
............................. ............................. ......
............................. ............................. ......
but whats this?
above the rubble is The Book Of Bergle
The Book Of Bergle is very good yes for making stuff appear and good things!
but a priest/jesus man worker needs to read it
but if The Book Of Bergle is used for evil
it will get out a gun and shoot the bad bergler and itself to prevent anyother bad berglers


maybe we could use it to get a house instead

[cHeEsEpIzZa2]

the walls also collapse

the apartment is now a pile of rubble
almost everything we had is broken or buried.
............................. ............................. ......
............................. ............................. ......
but whats this?
above the rubble is The Book Of Bergle
The Book Of Bergle is very good yes for making stuff appear and good things!
but a priest/jesus man worker needs to read it
but if The Book Of Bergle is used for evil
it will get out a gun and shoot the bad bergler and itself to prevent anyother bad berglers


maybe we could use it to get a house instead

Make a house and then unmake it.