Miss America beauty pageant to no longer judge on phys. app., scraps swimsuits

[cblock360]

Witches and hags should not attend beauty pageants.

[Ad Bot]

[Col. Burton]

their ratings will go way the forget down

[e-maxx]

forget a girl with an ass

need me a girl with them brains

[Alteration]

forget a girl with an ass

Ain't that the point?

[Figure]

[SeventhSandwich]

anyone who's honestly pissed about this here, ask yourselves this: have you ever given even a modicum of a stuff about the Miss America beauty pageant up until this point?

[Deus Ex]

I like how we're supposed just not be bothered because we never paid attention to it before

Hey guys, a couple hundred kids just got brutally raped and murdered out in the African wilderness but who gives a stuff cause no one was paying attention to that up until now anyway

loving handicap

[King Tøny]

Expect next year to be full of uggos.

[Col. Burton]

loving handicap

[SeventhSandwich]

I like how we're supposed just not be bothered because we never paid attention to it before

Maybe I'm out-of-touch, but I've always been under the impression that Miss America is one of those things that occupies really valuable TV time, but nobody particularly cares about, kinda like the non-Oscar award shows. Occasionally one of the contestants screws up or says something stupid and then it's fun because there's a media stuffstorm.

Hey guys, a couple hundred kids just got brutally raped and murdered out in the African wilderness but who gives a stuff cause no one was paying attention to that up until now anyway

jesus you really turned that up to 11 deus

[Deus Ex]

cringe factor too high Im having a stroke

[Col. Burton]

Maybe I'm out-of-touch, but I've always been under the impression that Miss America is one of those things that occupies really valuable TV time, but nobody particularly cares about, kinda like the non-Oscar award shows.

who even watches tv

[Deus Ex]

jesus you really turned that up to 11 deus

It's what i do

[thegoodperry]

real gamers judge girls off of their personality, not appearance~

im looking at you veronica

[Red Spy]

anyone who's honestly pissed about this here, ask yourselves this: have you ever given even a modicum of a stuff about the Miss America beauty pageant up until this point?

so you can't complain about something stupid happening because you didn't give a shot before the dumb thing happened? are you handicapped?