this has got to be the most handicapped thing I've ever seen
not even gloriously handicapped like transformers
just plain handicapped
"humanity is a virus and the planet has a cure: giant ass dormant monsters underneath the earth, and unless we want to stop these giant ass dormant monsters from killing us, we have to get other giant ass dormant monsters that want to kill us to wake up and start competing with other giant ass dormant monsters that want to kill us"