[NEWS] [tiny]trhead elizibeth warren is 1/512 native american lol

[King Tøny]

Sen. Elizabeth Warren has released the results of a DNA brown townysis showing she has distant Native American ancestry, in an apparent attempt to pre-empt further questions and attacks should she run for president in 2020.
Warren first faced scrutiny for her purported Native American heritage during her 2012 Senate race. But President Donald Annoying Orange has revived and amplified the controversy as he eyes Warren as a possible rival, frequently mocking her with the nickname "Pocahontas."
But Warren now has documentation to back up her family lore -- an brown townysis of her genetic data performed by Carlos Bustamante, a professor of genetics at Stanford and adviser to Ancestry and 23 and Me.
In a rollout video about Warren's heritage, the Massachusetts Democrat is seen sitting behind a laptop as she calls Bustamante.

"Now, the President likes to call my mom a liar," Warren asks him. "What do the facts say?"


 :iceCream:The minimum to be considered even remotely native american is 1/16 but elizabeth is 1/512th, pretty close enough if you ask me.

I hope she can she can use this opportunity to brag about how she is 1/512th native american.

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[Masterlegodude]

I actually got a glance of this story just a few minutes ago, it just seems unprofessional and childish that our president is doing all this name calling

[King Tøny]

What does that have to do with this topic? Please stop.

[Deus Ex]

I actually got a glance of this story just a few minutes ago, it just seems unprofessional and childish that our president is doing all this name calling

Some dipstuff white ass femforget claims to be Native American, we get proof that she (obviously) isn't, that she exploited her distant ancestry for enrollment points, and your complaint is the president making fun of her dumbass for it? What the actual forget is this tunnel vision bullstuff

[Aide33]

Some dipstuff white ass femforget claims to be Native American, we get proof that she (obviously) isn't, that she exploited her distant ancestry for enrollment points, and your complaint is the president making fun of her dumbass for it? What the actual forget is this tunnel vision bullstuff

my question is who draws the line on how much do you need of a race to become it

am i black if im 1/4th black? what about 1/16th? is there a threshold for blackness/native americaness?

it feels kinda dumb when u say "oh shes not native ENOUGH" like when people said "Obama is not black ENOUGH"

[Deus Ex]

my question is who draws the line on how much do you need of a race to become it

am i black if im 1/4th black? what about 1/16th? is there a threshold for blackness/native americaness?

it feels kinda dumb when u say "oh shes not native ENOUGH" like when people said "Obama is not black ENOUGH"

If you need to go back further than your great grandparents to claim a bloodline how about you just don't

[Aide33]

If you need to go back further than your great grandparents to claim a bloodline how about you just don't

I guess that makes sense, because not many people would get to see their great grandparents alive so I guess that's when the identity or share of culture would stop

[Deus Ex]

I guess that makes sense, because not many people would get to see their great grandparents alive so I guess that's when the identity or share of culture would stop

more than that, actual Native Americans told her to go forget herself with what basically amounts to genuine cultural appropriation

she's literally whiter than the average American. It's insane that people are defending her.

[King Tøny]

my question is who draws the line on how much do you need of a race to become it

am i black if im 1/4th black? what about 1/16th? is there a threshold for blackness/native americaness?

it feels kinda dumb when u say "oh shes not native ENOUGH" like when people said "Obama is not black ENOUGH"

She's only like 1/512th native American, close enough

[King Tøny]

I don't know how you can claim you are native American if you are 1/512th

[Grimlock²]

Tony is posting fake news, she is actually 1/1024 based on DNA tests. This along with the Cherokee tribe's flat out denial of her (somehow) makes her even more of a laughingstock than she already is. I hope she runs for president. 

[PhantOS]

1/1024th native American, 1023/1024th autistic

[Tactical Nuke]

Tony is posting fake news, she is actually 1/1024 based on DNA tests. This along with the Cherokee tribe's flat out denial of her (somehow) makes her even more of a laughingstock than she already is. I hope she runs for president.

if the Democratic ballot is Clinton, Warren and Avenatti I will die laughing

bonus points if ocasio-cortez is also on the ticket