https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowbird_(person)
would you kindly
stop coming to florida. as much as you northerners bitch about how bad florida is why would you even come down here. you drive like stuff and you're slow as forget. if i want to be a musty motherforgeter ridden with mosquitoes and ride an alligator to disney world then let me do it without having you figure out what a highway is.
i'm sure you have this stuff where you are from.
surelyif you have to drive like 20 in a 50 then ok. you have the right to be slow. it's your car your rules.
guess what you snow-nosed monday-lipped rageboner, you have to go fast in order to go somewhere. that means if my ass gets infected with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, you better get the
forget out of the way because my ass is dying and i want to do it in a hospital rather than behind your toby-turtle-forgetin'-a-pair-of-crocs ass.
and when a hurricane hits you're going to loving regret the day your ass came down south for a relaxing day on the beach with your husband and kids because your stuff husband and your stuff kids are going to loving die in a hurricane because you drive like a snail that just got salt poured all over them.
this is you and your family after driving too slow. you kicked your 2006 kia sedona into maximum sleep and loving died.
forget you
