The REAL Open Letter to Fuzztoast

Author Topic: The REAL Open Letter to Fuzztoast  (Read 550 times)

Alright, lemme tell ya. The real way to stop the forgetin tooth fairy is about as easy as leaping from Mt. Everest 500 times and living all 500 leaps. SO look, what you gotta do is remedy the earth by causing the #1 time loop in which you kill Dex and once you have done that, Skeleton dinosaurs will be unleashed upon the world who are also able to walk on their foreheads and do magic spells. You'll need to deal with them to create "7up Kool-Aid" Sandwich to also cause Nintendo to rid the world of pies and windows. Mac and Linux will team together and the nearest school will fly to space and create the ultimate space battle consisting of books and TV. You don't wanna get spaghetti and toothpaste everywhere so make sure to take a fish from the satellite dish you got from your oven and put it on a PS3 for 25 minutes then goat.

biggert

Alright, lemme tell ya. The real way to stop the forgetin tooth fairy is about as easy as leaping from Mt. Everest 500 times and living all 500 leaps. SO look, what you gotta do is remedy the earth by causing the #1 time loop in which you kill Dex and once you have done that, Skeleton dinosaurs will be unleashed upon the world who are also able to walk on their foreheads and do magic spells. You'll need to deal with them to create "7up Kool-Aid" Sandwich to also cause Nintendo to rid the world of pies and windows. Mac and Linux will team together and the nearest school will fly to space and create the ultimate space battle consisting of books and TV. You don't wanna get spaghetti and toothpaste everywhere so make sure to take a fish from the satellite dish you got from your oven and put it on a PS3 for 25 minutes then goat.

biggert
What the forget

What the forget
dont worry, you'll get the badge soon after you rock the hill upside to the left over and out + the under

I can't keep up with all this copy pasta

you just posted this in a discord you cuck