i used to do stupid stuff with my food as a kid
for a while i took all the pepperonis off pizza slices and took certain bites out of them to make shapes (mainly faces) on the plate followed by eating them
i would make my hands swordfight using potato chips and the bigger ones had advantage over smaller ones, making them able to take more or less damage if significantly different and makes critical hits more likely, and the slightly darker parts made them instakill on contact of said spot and really dark spots making a deadly instakill potato chip. and the last chip is always a big ass chip and acts as the final boss
with pringles they would be split in two and same rules apply based on how the pringle split
non puff cheetos had different functions with different shapes, the main ones being clubs, swords, guns, and wands/staffs
cheeto puffs were just like slightly different sized sabers that can be used to hook onto the other's and whatever
when split, the oreo half that has the most stuf on it was the champion
redvines/twizzlers/sour punch straws started out as full length and for every two hits to the opponent would shorten it by 1/3, full length was like darth mauls lightsaber and shorter was just regular
and on all of these i would keep track of which side won more times either when the package runs out or to a set value if the package is way too big for one sitting
i dont know why i put this much thought into being a rebel and playing with my food anyway
