These bastards are as bad if not worse than dipstuffs like Humble Water Filter Merchant.
Impending* Galactic Crash Could Rip Open the Black Hole at the Milky Way’s CenterSo, if you would for a second, imagine this scenario.
A (debatebly irrational, buy ironically average) person reads the above article, and this is their reaction.
loving click bait, I hate this shi-
The end of the Milky Way as we know it may come a few billion years ahead of schedule.
Oh stuff.
According to a new paper published Jan. 4 in the journal Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society, our home galaxy appears to be on a crash course with one of its nearest satellites, the spiral of stars known as the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC).
OH stuff. I NEED TO SELL EVERYTHING, NO POINT IN HAVING ANY OF THIS WORTHLESS stuff. Time to make amends with family and friends, do what I've always wanted to do then PARTY!
*Keys clacking at ludicrous speed*
WAIT, BUT I CANT POSSIBLY DO IT ALL, I NEED TO PLAN, forget! HOW MUCH TIME? I hope it's not less than three or four da-
*Impending in about 2-3 billion years
WHAT!? forget YOU SCIENTISTS MY HOUSE IS loving GONE, MY LIFE SAVINGS, ALL GONE! FUUUCK
These fearbaiting titles and misleading introductory paragraphs could very easily ruin lives, maybe not as dramatically, but it could still cause major decisions to be made on a whim.
