Kill yourself for the insurance money.
Going to see Metallica tonight
I beat my spaghetti rooster to unova’s schizophrenic posts
Note: Don't moderate while under the influence of cough medicine.
rip my boy brownnose pup. brother literally ate stuff and died
1. Get in shower.2. Clean self, making sure to soap up star fish. 3. Get boner. 4. Fap, and poke finger in lubricated star fish.5. Wash, rinse, repeat. (Pun intended.)
please join tom the geeks server if you want to help me cum
technical difficulties please stand by. we have to port forward to help me cum
cum server down forever because tomthegeek is a loving idiot and doesnt know how to host a server MORON