I'm trying to write a thing, and I've decided that I want a secret organization of ninjas that worship an extra-dimensional being to set up an outpost in Australia and induct the Aboriginal population into their ranks. I've only been having problems deciding what the final result of such a union should be. Ninjas with throwing spears? Ninjas with boomerangs? Abbos with katanas and kimonos? Any idea is welcome, no matter how absurd.