Microsoft literally thinks gamers are smelly and need to take a shower

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i took a shower yesterday

perfect for super smash bros melee players

i took a shower yesterday
Take one today smelly

perfect for super smash bros melee players
Especially fox mains

Apparently it's only Aussies they think smell, makes sense as all the water falls into space

oh silly you microsoft
im that'll make up for you spying on people who use windows 10 and 8

btw why does microsoft not make good internet systems like every time i put my computer to sleep or actually use the internet for something it just suddenly disconnects or becomes "limited"


this is why gamers are the most oppressed race

Now you can smell like the Master Chief

master chief is in a full body heavy suit of armor so he probably smells like sweat

master chief is in a full body heavy suit of armor so he probably smells like sweat
he's a genetically enhanced soldier so he probably has a higher heat endurance

Ever been to a game convention before?

Nobody:

People who don't like Windows:
oh silly you microsoft
im that'll make up for you spying on people who use windows 10 and 8

why would microsoft care about your browsing history and what games you play