Author Topic: [NEWS] if you support the war you'll be automatically enlisted online (Read 950 times)

King T�ny · June 22, 2019, 11:16:57 PM

a new policy came from the US defense

If you at all say you support the war or support our troops online you'll be now automatically enlisted to join the army.

discuss

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Nigel The Protagonist · June 22, 2019, 11:25:19 PM

Sources?
Edit: Mmhm.

Aide33 · June 22, 2019, 11:29:53 PM

god i wish this where true

ben shapiro would be immediately drafted to the front lines

�l��kf�ce · June 23, 2019, 12:06:50 AM

op's not even trying anymore

Ceist · June 23, 2019, 12:53:22 AM

what are you going to make up next? i want a roadmap of your stories.

Defendor · June 23, 2019, 01:26:18 AM

that would probably make everyone against it lol

Generic Face · June 23, 2019, 04:25:23 AM

oh boy i sure love the us military

JumboMuffin · June 23, 2019, 04:32:26 AM

obligatory

keaton · June 23, 2019, 07:53:58 AM

Quote from: Generic Face on June 23, 2019, 04:25:23 AM

oh boy i sure love the us military

Wow! You're automatically enlisted in the US military! If you say no, you will be shot on sight by our soldiers.