I feel like a goose bite isnt so bad, and is a small price to pay to be able to feed/pet them. I dont care if theyre hissing at me. Theyre cute and I WILL pet one. Stupid bird how hard can their bites be? Im sure Ill be fine. I will lure one in with food, probably bread. I know its not good, but they like it and I can get closer to them. I then will pet one. Right on its little, cute, soft, birdy back. Will I get bit? Maybe. It might let me pet it as it is eating and not giving a stuff. It might run off, which would mean I just have to feed it more. Maybe hand feed? I see some youtube videos of people hand feeding geese. Once I get its trust again, I will lay out food onto the pavement. It will then come as close as it can to me, allowing for a goose back petting. It is basically a fool-proof plan. I will report back on the texture of the goose.
But is it worth the bite?