Author Topic: [Epic gamer NEWS] Ninja is writing his own version of Mein Kampf for gamers (Read 841 times)

cblock360 · July 30, 2019, 04:48:43 PM

https://www.gameinformer.com/2019/07/29/fortnite-streamer-ninja-writing-a-book-about-how-to-become-an-unstoppable-gamer

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beachbum111111 · July 30, 2019, 04:49:47 PM

failbros2 · July 30, 2019, 04:56:57 PM

chapter 1. playing a game

aim at something then click
if the thing you're shooting at calls you a friend, call him a friend back

Trogtor · July 30, 2019, 05:36:47 PM

i think it's hilarious that ninja has basically become the world's first token gamer.

hes like the Michael Jordan of gaming

EcstaticEggplant · July 30, 2019, 05:44:52 PM

ah yes the one thing gamers love, books

Master Matthew� · July 30, 2019, 06:09:42 PM

Well honestly, all gamers are national socialists.

You didn't ask for this, you didn't choose this...

PhantOS · July 30, 2019, 06:18:58 PM

with ninjas gamer guidebook in one hand and some holy gamer girl bathwater in the other, I will be unstoppable. I have the true tools of kagrenac

YouKnowWhoAgain · July 30, 2019, 07:06:22 PM

Boomsticks Alt · July 30, 2019, 07:09:57 PM

Quote from: Trogtor on July 30, 2019, 05:36:47 PM

i think it's hilarious that ninja has basically become the world's first token gamer.

hes like the Michael Jordan of gaming

oh god
this made me think of space jam but with ninja in it

Trogtor · July 30, 2019, 07:44:37 PM

Quote from: Boomsticks Alt on July 30, 2019, 07:09:57 PM

oh god
this made me think of space jam but with ninja in it

ninja retires from fortnite and makes a career in apex legends but epically fails. aliens come down to steal earth but bugs challenges them to a game of fortnite to deal on and gets help from ninja to get a victory royale and save earth epic style.

Aide33 · July 30, 2019, 08:16:54 PM

remember, no russian