Poll

which chipmunk is getting the best head?

alvin
13 (27.7%)
theodore
17 (36.2%)
simon
17 (36.2%)

Total Members Voted: 47

Author Topic: which chipmunk is getting the best head?  (Read 13946 times)

why are people voting simon? it's not like simon is getting the best head because she can calculate and predict all specific actions needed in order to give the best head
keep asking these dumb questions. us simonists have already unlocked the secrets of the universe. you don't hear anything about the area 51 raids because the shadowy pro-simon elite keep the ancient simonist texts locked up there. If that knowledge fell into the wrong hands there'd be a global catastrophe. The video you see of the people who gathered there are ploys, while the thousands of real rioters were executed for their perversion against Simon. All to maintain world peace
« Last Edit: September 20, 2019, 09:10:13 PM by PhantOS »

okay but let's talk about the chipettes.

I mean Eleanor thicc but her head game is questionable. Jeanette's got enough neck to swallow all the Chipmunks at once

this thread is making me question if humanity should continue on

imagine choosing alvin


boomstick you smoking sum stuff


i wanna loving DIE but its C again

i wanna loving DIE but its C again
yes, nerds always have fat roosters





how do u know
as a bottom i ranked the chippettes faces and C is the stage of disbelief