Poll

which chipmunk is getting the best head?

alvin
13 (27.7%)
theodore
17 (36.2%)
simon
17 (36.2%)

Total Members Voted: 47

Author Topic: which chipmunk is getting the best head?  (Read 6341 times)


real questions
everyone knows theodore wouldnt be listening to such a fire album in the first place


this thread forgeteing sucks




goddamn this thread stinks like hell



Why do these stupid space rocks keep missing Earth ffs?
i thought this was just some loving stuffpost but no th is is a meme we deserve to die as a species

i think the bigger and better questions to ask are...

which one had the biggest nut?
which one survived the ritual without loving dying?
which one was the first to have their balls drop?
« Last Edit: September 22, 2019, 02:55:08 AM by Master Shadow Phoenix »

i think the bigger and better questions to ask are...

which one had the biggest nut?
which one survived the ritual without loving dying?
which one was the first to have their balls drop?
still going with simon except on the last one

alvin: literally grabbing the couch and rolling his eyes back into his head, unequivocally either getting some of the best head or experiencing an climax that's unparalleled, either through edging for 30 minutes to an hour or more, or the techniques being used here are some of the best possible on planet earth
theodore: in the middle, while i agree with the theory of him post climax, and you can argue that "well it must be good head if he came so quick", but that would imply that theodore couldn't edge and therefore didn't experience the most pleasurable climax
simon: having to use both hands to make the head he is getting pleasurable, which is telling enough of the difficulty he is having achieving climax.





they all burn in hell the same anyway