This is not a test. This is your Emergency Broadcast System announcing the commencement of the new Scum World Order sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons first class and lower have been authorized for use during the Scum World Order. All other weapons are restricted. Founders of the Scum World Order are granted immunity from commencement and shall not be harmed. Commencing at this hour, any and all crime including murder will be legal for 69 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until Friday, May 8th when the new Scum World Order concludes. Blessed be our new founding fathers. America, a new world reborn. May God be with you all.