fake news again
it was a hoax perpetrated by the government to put Humble Water Filter Merchant in a bad light! the REAL Humble Water Filter Merchant is currently being hung by his scrotum on a large sickle in the secret basement of the white house, being beaten up by president whenever the pres gets angry at something. there is currently an alex jone clone in jail currently, though he has the mental age of a puppy with down syndrome, as his brain was halfway through the clone-printing process when it just turned into a bunch of string.
