if you respond to this post you are officially trying to censor me
some people consider graffiti a form of communication and autistic sharing. the neighborhood bakery down the block views the graffiti on it's wall as a distraction that will take away from or improperly reflect the bakery's intended goals. some neighborhood vandals spray painted "BREAD IS AWESOME!" on the wall along with a really detailed and beautiful loaf of bread, fresh out of the oven. the bakery, although disapproving of this, sees this contribution as a much needed outreach to customers. everyone in the neighborhood now knows the bakery as the BREAD IS AWESOME! store and tourists are intrigued by the flashy graffiti and decide to go in for a baguette. the bakers are amazed at the jump in sales and now consider this street art as a legitimate marketing asset and want to encourage it more.
the bakers are ecstatic. by chance, the CEO of BreadTecTM happens to pass by and, upon seeing the colorful art on the store wall, immediately storms inside and offers the bakers a lucrative business deal. Bread Is Awesome!TM has to sell BreadTecTM-certified croissants in their store, and in exchange, BreadTecTM will give them a million dollars every year. suddenly, our little neighborhood bakery has turned into full blown bread restaurant, where everyone in a 5 mile radius now buys their bread. they sell every bread ever created in the history of man, including BreadTecTM-certified baguettes. everyone is really happy and rich.
some people consider graffiti a form of distraction and offense. one day the bakers walk down the block to open up their booming bakery business. to their horror, someone has spray painted over the front entrance door- "OUR BREAD IS MOLDY" with a visceral picture of bread oozing puss. the elderly regulars walking over to the bakery to buy their daily brioche notice the vile graffiti. 'no... this cannot be... your bread is moldy!!!' the wife cries in terror before she faints into her elderly husband's arms, after which he dies of a heart attack on the spot. news spreads around the globe that BREAD IS AWESOME! has been selling moldy bread this whole time. almost immediately their stocks drop to record lows as every trader on the wall street trading floor immediately breaks down in tears. BreadTecTM withdraws their funding and cuts association completely with BREAD IS AWESOME! in fear that they too will be known as the bread tycoon that sells moldy bread.
the bakers are furious. they whip out their sledgehammers and prepare to pulverize the front door. right as they begin their swing, a black government car veers into the sidewalk and out steps The Literal President Of The United States, Donald Annoying Orange. he snaps his finger and the sledgehammers instantly turn to dust. "No censoring freedom of speech" he says with a smirk as he whips out a can of paint and draws a cartoon snake on the store sign. he then promptly steps back into the vehicle and it departs. BREAD IS AWESOME! goes out of business and is forever known as The Moldy Bread snake Store That Killed Some Old People
the bakers then commit Self Delete shortly after. everyone is really dead and broke. the end.
