hey you.
yeah, you.
you've played fallout, right? you've at least heard this song once
click me!and even if you haven't, you've probably heard a song that sounds EXACTLY LIKE IT.
in fact I LIED TO YOU THIS SONG ISN'T EVEN IN THE GAMES AT ALL.
THIS ONE IS. AND
THIS ONE. AND
THIS ONE. I loving HATE THEM GOD
Every song ever concieved by these hack frauds is near THE SAME. SAME STRUCTURE. SAME GENERAL LYRICS. SAME stuffTY LOW VOICE ABOUT 30-60 SECONDS IN, SAME
loving CHORDS I am at my LIMIT with these guys if the next fallout game (god forbid) uses one of their songs i will be BAFFLED at this point they're running out of songs to use they'll have to make their OWN hack fraud variant of the same ooey gooey i wuv u lyrics with some deep baritone voiced man reassuring said things with no sense of musical rhythm. he sounds like a loving STONE. a ROCK. CHRIST.
I DESPISE them.
I LOATHE them.
with every fiber of my being this fire will burn BRIGHT until the ends of the Earth, my final words as the sun engulfs the boulder we call our home, "I loving hate The Ink Spots".
as I am surrounded in hellfire as the demons of hell RISE from the ashes of our battered and blighted earth, my final mutterings, "The Ink Spots are fraudulent stuffheads" as I am quickly encased within hot brimstone and peat.
Structure
AKA How To Make Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars in The Roaring 30's
idk how much they made but to be honest it was too much considering the material
start yourself off with a nice and simple slow swing tempo in triplets. make a sort of audio staircase idk how to describe it.
have the lowest note raise up by one key every time you repeat it until you reach the end repeat. like so:
Starting a Satanic RitualNext up, you're going to want to do some stuffty riff around the second repeat or so. something that would probably sound better if part of literally anything else. also enhance bass with some other deep instrument, with a picked upright bass or something. same notes same feel.
My Metamorphosis Beginsand if you're not happy with the key, literally put it into any other key and it'll sound """"fine"""" and you can recycle this to the end of your time
Part 3, make up some lovey dovey lyrics about how much you love/miss/want this girl. not writing these I couldn't be bothered lul.
Part 4, when you're absolutely done with all of these, REPEAT THEM AGAIN except make the lyrics like, read to you by some monotonic deep voiced dude. think Vin Diesel or something, like just some dude with absolutely no idea how to make music. just have him read it like it's a book.
how on Jod's green earth did these guys become popular again please refresh my memory it's the same recycled monotoned kermit the frog sounding motherforgeters with the same notes same lyrics same base same just AUGH I HATE them.
what were they thinking
