Author Topic: Why White Russians are the best alcoholic drink (Read 833 times)

Sheepocalypse · September 04, 2020, 06:49:33 PM

1. It doesn't taste like loving gasoline unlike every beer
2. Its not a girly margarita or something. You can keep your masculinity while sipping on a blanco eastern-european
3. Its easy to make with common mixes
4. its very customizable. You can add a lot of stuff to it or keep it simple
5. Its like you're in The Big Lebowski
6. Kahlua or other coffee liqueurs are cheap

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plad101 · September 04, 2020, 06:52:53 PM

Or just drink straight vodka

Aide33 · September 04, 2020, 07:15:12 PM

Quote from: Sheepocalypse on September 04, 2020, 06:49:33 PM

5. Its like you're in The Big Lebowski

im in

foulprairiedog · September 04, 2020, 07:33:57 PM

counterpoint: cream is similar to breast milk, which is for babies, which is worse than a girly margarita

cHeEsEpIzZa2 · September 04, 2020, 08:01:04 PM

imagine drinking alcohol

fuzzytoastedcoconut · September 04, 2020, 08:08:00 PM

I am so drunk because I drink alcohol 🍷 all the time with my friends 👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲

Aide33 · September 04, 2020, 08:10:04 PM

Quote from: foulprairiedog on September 04, 2020, 07:33:57 PM

counterpoint: cream is similar to breast milk, which is for babies, which is worse than a girly margarita

counterpoint: sucking on boobies is pretty manly

Sheepocalypse · September 04, 2020, 08:18:16 PM

Quote from: foulprairiedog on September 04, 2020, 07:33:57 PM

counterpoint: cream is similar to breast milk, which is for babies, which is worse than a girly margarita

tablepoint: milk is better for the drink IMO

Awesomebread� · September 04, 2020, 08:28:25 PM

get crunk

cHeEsEpIzZa2 · September 04, 2020, 08:55:03 PM

Quote from: Sheepocalypse on September 04, 2020, 08:18:16 PM

tablepoint

Damp · September 04, 2020, 09:06:47 PM

white russians are notably a feminine drink but they are fire

19 · September 04, 2020, 09:28:50 PM

Quote from: fuzzytoastedcoconut on September 04, 2020, 08:08:00 PM

I am so drunk because I drink alcohol 🍷 all the time with my friends 👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲👩‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲🧑‍🦲

no you dont

Nix the Glaceon · September 04, 2020, 10:03:40 PM

the only time i've ever drank alcohol was when i was a kid and i accidentally got a lick of my dad's bud light and it tasted like loving expired bread piss water

Sheepocalypse · September 04, 2020, 10:05:13 PM

Yeah. That's the taste of beer for you. It doesn't get any better. Beer loving sucks total ass

Nix the Glaceon · September 04, 2020, 10:09:22 PM

it tasted like someone took a big piss and stuff in a new york subway toilet and then mashed a loaf of bread in there