Author Topic: Stupid Bans, Kicks, and Mutes  (Read 730253 times)

-Not a ban, but a funny rage quit. If you are going to whine about me being off-topic, then don't read-

I once went on a freebuild, and blocked this stupid 7 year old kid's build because he was literally trying to tell ME how I should build when he wasn't even admin or anything. Then his mom came on and said with grammar SO BAD that if I posted it exactly it would confuse you, "This is deigos mommy, u made him cry, i think u are a bad people and i gonna get u ban from this games". And that's after FRESHENING UP her grammar. Anyway, following that message, she left the game. I laughed for hours.

Parental supervision is such a stupid thing when it comes to online gaming.


I got a very stupid ban. I was on an airport role-play, where there was a terrorist team, and I was in the terrorist team. I smashed the plane into the airport, and I was yelled at for being a "terrorist". Something happened to my connection, I think I got kicked, but I couldn't tell because the description in the pop-up for losing connection was gibberish. Literally. I rejoined the server, and after a while, I was banned for something like this: "On an rp game, would you really be a terrorist? I dissapprove".

-Not a ban, but a funny rage quit. If you are going to whine about me being off-topic, then don't read-

I once went on a freebuild, and blocked this stupid 7 year old kid's build because he was literally trying to tell ME how I should build when he wasn't even admin or anything. Then his mom came on and said with grammar SO BAD that if I posted it exactly it would confuse you, "This is deigos mommy, u made him cry, i think u are a bad people and i gonna get u ban from this games". And that's after FRESHENING UP her grammar. Anyway, following that message, she left the game. I laughed for hours.

building? that sounds errr... well i dont know what to say. "ban from this games" what games? i have no idea i think im really confused uhh "bad people" OK THE WHOLE SERVER WHAT THE HELL AM I READING!?!? i think my brain is about to explode i have never seen a chat message with terible grammar.

  I dont cear about the bans all i cear about IS THIS RUBISH GRAMMAR! (im not a nerd its just the gramma is making me explode)

building? that sounds errr... well i dont know what to say. "ban from this games" what games? i have no idea i think im really confused uhh "bad people" OK THE WHOLE SERVER WHAT THE HELL AM I READING!?!? i think my brain is about to explode i have never seen a chat message with terible grammar.

  I dont cear about the ban on this server, all i cear about IS THIS RUBISH GRAMMAR! (im not a nerd its just the gramma is making me explode)

i keep forgeting this...

Long time ago. What, 2 years almost? First memorable stuffty ban. Was playing Jailbreak on this escapee map made a by a guy. I was a prisioner, and when we were outside, I picked up a gun and shot a guard. Was instantly banned for "freekilling". GG

This actually happened to someone else. I was at Alpherio's server, and I saw him kick someone just for liking Roblox.

once i asked the host if he had RTB

he banned me. his reason?

"RTB is mean. people don't like me"

i also remember a time that i said "hell" then a parent came and made a rager
i was banned for the reason of

"meany, i could report you to makers!!"

I haz 2 : P

Tengos fort wars server. I go up to the top of this hill. Lay down a baseplate and begin building my fort. After I get the outer walls and gate done, I go to lay down a vehicle spawn (this was after about 1 and 1/2 hour of working). I plant it, and it kills. I look up to see an admin sitting on my wall with a DW. I plant it again and it gets destroyed. I move it over and plant it after telling him to please stop destroying my vehicle spawn. I plant ti, he goes to destroy it and hits my baseplate. There goes more then an hour of work. I raged my face off and was basically slamming on my key board in place of typing XD. So my sentence came out something like this - YOoou ARE TE WOORSTEd AdMIN EVEeR! I took out vulgar Lang.

Banned - quoted my sentance above

Another time I joined pure panckez town rp. It was not a town, it was a war zone. I ask for him to remove a baseplate so I can build. He does and I plant my baseplate there and lay a foundation. Then I spawn a weapon to protect my ass from the noobs shooting it up. Pure sees my gun and the next thing I know..

Banned- finish your house b4 fighting 3hours :/


I dont get it. When I was 7 I wasnt an assbrat and I spelt correctly. Why are all the new 7 year olds handicaps?

Dunno, I'm just glad I don't tend to be an assbrat with bad punctuation and grammar. I am only ten, after all. Still, though. I am dissapointed in my generation.

Once I got banned because I joined, and this was the actual chatlog

[color:blue]Jumkoph has joined the server.[/color]

Jumkoph: AND I'M DRUNK
Jumkoph: BUT YE DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE!
Raceman34: wtf
_____________________________ ___________________

You have been banned from this server for -1 minutes by Raceman34. Reason: NO DRUKK PPL


quote author=setro2 link=topic=192602.msg5169653#msg5169653 date=1335226490]
One day, I was on a mini empire server. It was my first time on a mini empire server, and I didn't know how to build in a mini empire server, because I thought there was a different way. I asked the Host how, and he showed me how, and then banned me for this reason: Herpaderp.
I rejoined the server after the ban expired. I stayed there for a bit, and then had to go. The host said something like "Thank God" when I told him I had to leave. The next day, (As far as I remember.) I tried to join the server, and was banned for a reason like this: "Herpaderpaherpaderpaherpaderp aherpaderpa."
handicapped ban, huh?
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noEdit: crap quote fail




One day, I was on a mini empire server. It was my first time on a mini empire server, and I didn't know how to build in a mini empire server, because I thought there was a different way. I asked the Host how, and he showed me how, and then banned me for this reason: Herpaderp.
I rejoined the server after the ban expired. I stayed there for a bit, and then had to go. The host said something like "Thank God" when I told him I had to leave. The next day, (As far as I remember.) I tried to join the server, and was banned for a reason like this: "Herpaderpaherpaderpaherpaderp aherpaderpa."
handicapped ban, huh?

I once got banned from a server because I didn't say, "Hello" when I joined.

banned from various because i have a stupid name