Author Topic: Apparently fingernails can be vicious tools of pain. (Read 2295 times)

foulprairiedog · July 13, 2021, 07:04:58 AM

Quote from: Rigel on July 13, 2021, 06:04:57 AM

Under what, "Skin" or "Keratinous Growths"?

it is obviously not flesh so put it under keratinous growths with hair

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Foxscotch · July 13, 2021, 07:47:35 AM

Quote from: foulprairiedog on July 13, 2021, 07:04:58 AM

it is obviously not flesh so put it under keratinous growths with hair

maybe YOUR fingernails aren't flesh but don't speak for the rest of us 🙄

Black and White · July 14, 2021, 04:20:09 PM

Yea like if your fingernails weren't skin then how would the hair grow out of them??

MunkeyCheez · July 15, 2021, 02:12:54 PM

are you seriously that bored that you felt the need to tell a dying lego game that you've cut yourself due to your horrendous personal administration to allow yourself to grow such long, disgusting and unhygienic nails?

Foxscotch · July 15, 2021, 06:04:56 PM

Quote from: MunkeyCheez on July 15, 2021, 02:12:54 PM

are you seriously that bored that you felt the need to tell a dying lego game that you've cut yourself due to your horrendous personal administration to allow yourself to grow such long, disgusting and unhygienic nails?

this post is a bona fide museum collection of random assumptions that don't make any sense. also, there is nothing else going on here anyway, so

soldier101@ · July 15, 2021, 07:54:56 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on July 15, 2021, 06:04:56 PM

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I see no random assumptions in the fact that op and you should suggested that your fingernails have flesh and hair growing in and on them. It is only logical to assume that this is due to hygiene related issues.

Foxscotch · July 15, 2021, 10:14:01 PM

Quote from: soldier101@ on July 15, 2021, 07:54:56 PM

I see no random assumptions in the fact that op and you should suggested that your fingernails have flesh and hair growing in and on them. It is only logical to assume that this is due to hygiene related issues.

my fingernails do not "have" flesh you foolish child. they are entirely made of flesh

soldier101@ · July 15, 2021, 11:15:12 PM

Quote from: Foxscotch on July 15, 2021, 10:14:01 PM

my fingernails do not "have" flesh you foolish child. they are entirely made of flesh

Quote from: soldier101@ on July 15, 2021, 07:54:56 PM

It is only logical to assume that this is due to hygiene related issues.

The Resonte! · July 16, 2021, 05:25:17 AM

dey spongey nails

carolcat · July 17, 2021, 01:07:52 PM

i once, by accident, scratched a huge strip of skin off the nose of a friend of mine with my thumbnail. it bled for like 30min

Foxscotch · July 17, 2021, 03:25:40 PM

Quote from: soldier101@ on July 15, 2021, 11:15:12 PM

it's not hygiene, i have merely evolved beyond your lowly little keratin appendages. behold my power and kneel

Awesomebread� · July 17, 2021, 08:01:54 PM

cut my nails today. so proud of being hygienic

The Resonte! · July 17, 2021, 08:25:16 PM

i don't. good for scratching with

soldier101@ · July 18, 2021, 10:48:30 AM

Quote from: Awesomebread� on July 17, 2021, 08:01:54 PM

cut my nails today. so proud of being hygienic

Also cut my nails today. It is a good day today. I am already feeling better. Just got a promotion at my job because I cut my nails. When I was in the checkout at the grocery store, a complete stranger paid for my groceries. She said she liked my fingernails. On the way home I was at a intersection. All the cars were going, without waiting their alloted time. But when I came, they all stopped. One of them motioned for me to go ahead, and the gestured pointing at his fingernails. He must have likes my fingernails. When I went inside I turned on the news. They said some kretain died from having gross flesh nails. I am glad I have normal clean cut nails.
Soldier101@ here, and I cut my fingernails.

Black and White · July 19, 2021, 03:48:35 AM

Quote from: MunkeyCheez on July 15, 2021, 02:12:54 PM

are you seriously that bored that you felt the need to tell a dying lego game that you've cut yourself due to your horrendous personal administration to allow yourself to grow such long, disgusting and unhygienic nails?

They aren't long I just file the edges so they're really sharp in case I ever have to open a letter, better safe than sorry.