{news} eating one hotdog shortens 35 minutes off your life

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https://www.indy100.com/news/every-hot-dog-you-eat-takes-35-minutes-off-your-life-study-suggests-b1907744

ive been telling everyone the dangers of hot dog consumption for years now but no one listens to me.  theyre nothing but a conspiracy to wipe out the lower class

Honestly. I hated hot dogs. They're just a meat cigarette that you eat really.

 this study is completely handicapped, you cant quantify what foods reduce your life expectancy with have much of a craps shot how long someone will live is. even if it just correlated how much people eat certain foods to how long they lived it still is a handicapped study.

Then I will die with a smile on my face.

the perfect food doesn't exi-

i just had a hot dog today

i'll see you all in the afterlife

joey chestnut is like 2 seconds from passing away

this study is completely handicapped, you cant quantify what foods reduce your life expectancy with have much of a craps shot how long someone will live is. even if it just correlated how much people eat certain foods to how long they lived it still is a handicapped study.
Implying the news doesn't make articles on handicapped studies all the time.

Implying the news doesn't make articles on handicapped studies all the time.
well of course but this one is mind bogglingly stupid


it takes me 35 minutes to eat one so i guess it makes sense

it takes me 35 minutes to eat one so i guess it makes sense
how slow do you have to be to eat one (1) hotdog

how slow do you have to be to eat one (1) hotdog
you have to savor it


how slow do you have to be to eat one (1) hotdog

Idk you tell me, How slow do you have to be to eat one hotdog?