mothers day and fathers day are fine, talk-like-a-pirate day was cute, international donut day was pushing it, but now there really are just too many days. and don't get me started on all of the 'xxxxx awareness day' stuff, or the 'international [food] day', or whatever
reminds me of the futurama joke where in the past they had a parade to celebrate some niche every single day
in fact, there are too many days in the year in general. lets start trimming it down, cut the year shorter