You and MUGZ slowly waltz to the furniture store, tiptoeing instead of normally walking.
You pay no notice to your surroundings besides him. You are a duo after all.
Upon entering the automatic door, it slams behind you.
Neither you nor MUGZ know what to think.
Is this the marvel of technology?
The store is unusually empty and small for its exterior.
MUGZ says to you he was damn sure the store was gonna be bigger.
The cashier here is blabbing on and on fast, completely uninterpretable.
All the while, the monitor is "deploying sets," presumably of furniture. Where?
Eventually, he gets to the point after rambling like a salesman.
He shouts angrily, "Are you gonna purchase something?"
[YOU] LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 0/10 | STATUS PUMPED UP
[MUGZ] LVL 1 | $13.88 | HP 14/28 | SP 9/12 | STATUS TOGETHERYour inventory consists of the
MOBSTER FIT (equipped), a
SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT,
SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS, a
FEAR OF SKIES, a
BIG REVOLVER, and
MAGNUM CALIBER ROUNDS (6x).
MUGZ's inventory consists of the
SCATMAN JOHN SUIT (equipped), a
GENERIC TRACKSUIT, a
BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped), and
SWEET, SWEET LOVE (equipped).
There is a
CASHIER (HP UNKNOWN | STATUS PISSY), who has a
STANDARD CASHIER'S RED SHIRT (equipped),
LEMONADE YELLOW PANTS (equipped), and a
FAST AND WORDY NATURE (equipped).