CONFUSION 2 - A SENSE OF TERMINATION 2: SCRATCHED ASS REBOOT

[NumberOneTuxedo]

CONFUSION 2
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You begin by coming to realize that your prior existence was regretful. You mentally mark it up with red and green mind ink.




You are BILLIAM III TWICE-REMOVED. Your single-room house is empty aside from a single door leading to the outdoors.
You have been sleeping on the floor for a solid two weeks. This sucks.

LVL 1 | HP 27/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS OKAY?

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a GROWING URGE TO GO OUTSIDE.

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[AlexK²]

touch grass

[NumberOneTuxedo]

touch grass

You exit your home to touch grass. You feel somewhat satisfied with yourself.
Maybe it's high time to look for some furniture considering how empty your house is.

LVL 1 | HP 28/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS BETTER

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped) and SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped).

[gameboy19]

Go back inside and grab a piece of paper and pencil to make a town map.

[NumberOneTuxedo]

Go back inside and grab a piece of paper and pencil to make a town map.

You re-enter your empty home to find no such paper and pencil.
You could go looking for some! After all, what you do know is that an ordinary supermarket is forward of here.

LVL 1 | HP 29/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS CONFUSED

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped) and SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped).

[soldier101@]

go outside rip grass out of dirt and throw at cloud

[NumberOneTuxedo]

go outside rip grass out of dirt and throw at cloud

You arm yourself with a piece of dirt with grass on top you ripped out of the ground.
You then proceed to throw it at the biggest cloud, which was just visible earlier.







You thought it would miss. But now, you've made it pissed.
Hey, that rhymed though. Give your mind some credit for once.

LVL 1 | HP 30/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS WARY

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a FEAR OF SKIES.

[AlexK²]

bitch slap that dumbass cloud

[NumberOneTuxedo]

bitch slap that dumbass cloud

But you have a FEAR OF-



What FEAR OF SKIES?



Now there is nothing to fear! Or so you think, with the very thing on the ground.
Not like it matters though, because


You got your first experience point!

LVL 1 (EXP 1) | HP 30/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS SMUG

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), and SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped).
There is a FEAR OF SKIES on the ground.

[soldier101@]

OOC: this is some good stuff tuxedo. Many thanks for making this for the community.

[NumberOneTuxedo]

OOC: this is some good stuff tuxedo. Many thanks for making this for the community.

thanks bro!

i am having a lot of fun making this, and waiting for more commands excites me honestly

[Nigel The Protagonist]

pick up that fear of skies and just go to forgetin town with it

[NumberOneTuxedo]

pick up that fear of skies and just go to forgetin town with it

You pick up the FEAR OF SKIES and get to business.



Also, you are now the humpmobile.



Now you are not. But you have definitely gone to town.
And you definitely have done so with FEAR OF SKIES.



Oh. Oy, this guy. You sure remember him, that mugger.
Anyway, he's pissed and pointing a damn big revolver at you. It's insulting how well he holds it.
As per tradition, he shouts "Give me all of your money!" You've not got one buck on you.

LVL 1 (EXP 1) | HP 30/30 | SP 10/10 | STATUS PENSIVE

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a FEAR OF SKIES.
There is a MUGGER (HP UNKNOWN | STATUS PISSED), who has a BIG REVOLVER (equipped), GENERIC TRACKSUIT (equipped), and a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped).

[AlexK²]

yell a slur at the mugger and kick him in the richard

[NumberOneTuxedo]

yell a slur at the mugger and kick him in the richard

Faceoff.



You SHOUT A SLUR (1 SP) in reference to the mugger. He takes 2 HP damage.



You then GROIN KICK (8 SP) towards the mugger.
Strike! He takes 25 HP damage.



He has received INCAPACITATION and has fallen to the ground. He groans, "Oh, my nads..."
His BIG REVOLVER has fallen out his hands too. Do you want to make it yours?

Oh yeah, also.


You got 10 experience points!

LVL 1 (EXP 11) | HP 30/30 | SP 1/10 | STATUS VICTORIOUS

Your inventory consists of a SWEATY PITS YELLOW SHIRT (equipped), SWAMP ASS BLUE PANTS (equipped), and a FEAR OF SKIES.
There is a MUGGER (HP 1/28 | STATUS PAINED), who has a GENERIC TRACKSUIT (equipped), INCAPACITATION (equipped), and a BARELY CONCEALED IDENTITY (equipped).
There is also a BIG REVOLVER on the ground.