i actually have to come clean about one thing i did lie about years ago
i said i removed all hair on my face and that i am not a wookie
but i have come here to admit after all these years, i am wookie
so far i have shaved my face 2 times today and still am prickly.
sadly i can't grow enough facial hair to fully become a bearded lady, if i grow it out i look like a douchbag
i prefer to look like a corpse
