Author Topic: World Wide Web Woes  (Read 5339 times)



You spelled ouija wrong...
Thank you, Mr Ouija. Do not know how this typo could have occurred. Possible national socialist interference? Hippies perhaps?

Thank you, Mr Ouija. Do not know how this typo could have occurred. Possible national socialist interference? Hippies perhaps?
Unfortunately, it is likely to be both.
The path we walk to find our long lost internet friends is plagued with national socialist hippies, their paradoxical nature is a hazard to us folk in the hylic plane.

Do not pay them any attention, do not approach them, maintain your distance. If you have failed to do this then please burn the provided effigy while chanting the screen name of your lost friend; do not mispronounce their name or else you will face certain death, succeed and they will fade from view, giving you time to escape.

never had a lost Internet friend. I was always the friend who got lost

If you have failed to do this then please burn the provided effigy while chanting the screen name of your lost friend; do not mispronounce their name or else you will face certain death, succeed and they will fade from view, giving you time to escape.

Yeah, I remember hearing about this poor fellow whom did not have the proper resources to counter an encounter such as this. I believe the upper half of his torso was found strung high above dangling from the ceiling of a Starbucks. His entrails spilling down everywhere onto the floor below.

I think I found one of them on steam at some point, but I didn't send a friend req since I wasn't sure if there was anything to come back to after so long.

Send that message, see what happens!

I am not sure those nocturnal voices have actually have a degree.
have you tried asking them? it's rude to assume, you know

have you tried asking them? it's rude to assume, you know
Well there is nothing on the wikipedia page for the Grinning Man at least and I think it would be worth noting any doctorates he's received.

whenever it happens it makes me wonder if they suffered from sudden-existence-failure
aint like their mom's gonna message all their online contacts explaining what happened

whenever it happens it makes me wonder if they suffered from sudden-existence-failure
aint like their mom's gonna message all their online contacts explaining what happened
Precisely.


damn wish this would happen to me
You are going to live until you are 115, just for saying that.

You are going to live until you are 115, just for saying that.
He shall also be stuck in ethereal purgatory, bound to this material realm with no way of interacting with it. for another 115 years

He shall also be stuck in ethereal purgatory, bound to this material realm with no way of interacting with it. for another 115 years
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