Author Topic: World Wide Web Woes  (Read 5434 times)

He shall also be stuck in ethereal purgatory, bound to this material realm with no way of interacting with it. for another 115 years

Send that message, see what happens!
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whenever it happens it makes me wonder if they suffered from sudden-existence-failure
aint like their mom's gonna message all their online contacts explaining what happened
this is one of the things that saddens me the most about the idea of dying suddenly. who's gonna tell all my online friends what happened to me.

this is one of the things that saddens me the most about the idea of dying suddenly. who's gonna tell all my online friends what happened to me.
oh my god same. I'm not that worried about dying in general but I'm terrified of everyone having to wonder where I went. i have to set up something to make sure people can be notified somehow lmao

dead mans switch that just pings @everyone with a prewritten message, in all platforms you use

dead mans switch that just pings @everyone with a prewritten message, in all platforms you use
'If you are reading this, I am dead. Most likely was gunned down in the McDonalds drive through, or fell up the stairs.'
« Last Edit: September 26, 2024, 08:56:31 AM by Tea »

perished while straight up jorkin' it.

foreal tho, some of my IRL friends are intermingled with my online friends, so if i did die, i'm 100% positive they would let everyone know. that's my deadman switch.

dead mans switch that just pings @everyone with a prewritten message, in all platforms you use
fortunately i won't die because i decided to not do that.
but i do have a little goblin i keep in my cellar who, whenever i have been away from all digital devices for one month or longer, will proceed to do heinous things to all of my online accounts before announcing my death to the inner circle. such as;
  • going out like betelgeuse and spamming the blockland forums with gore
  • reactivating my deviantart account from 2009 and continuing it as normal
  • signing up for a kiwifarms account
  • purchasing the "stinkums" discord avatar decoration
  • mailing my bank to bones4 but in increasing amounts of pennies a day
  • giving local businesses two star reviews, the most evil of reviews as they seem more legit and levelheaded than an angry one star review
  • commissioning furry artists to draw normal humans
  • starting a minecraft lets play on my youtube channel
  • asking linkara when the next episode of History of Power Rangers is
for now i just throw down a bucket of chicken bones once a week and he seems happy with that.