On November 9th, 2025, a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich a.k.a; PBJ, was arrested in his Washington paper bag due to possession of rugs. He was found on his upstairs bedroom, staining the carpet, and streaming jelly. Police investigated the area and found large quantities of nylon and polyester. Large amounts of bread were also thought to be a cause. He is currently in the Officer's Stomach digesting. His cabinet, now empty, told Washington Police 'he had been acting odd lately' and 'he wasn't like himself'...
