Help Me Get To The Moon

[Swholli]

Ten years ago, I had a dream...

But Badspot took it away from me by burying it under anonymous 4chan tom-foolery...

I’ve been keeping this under wraps for months, but it’s finally time. I’m officially launching... myself. My first step toward decentralized lunar tourism and you're gonna pay for it. It’s early alpha, but the flight path is live.

Please consider donating!
https://willsigg.com/kickstarter/

Guys, if you know me, I don't normally do things like this. I don't like going on the internet and begging for money.

But ever since I was a little kid I've dreamed of going to the moon. Well, in 2026 NASA is going to make this a reality for me.

They said that if I could raise a goal of $1,000,000, I could buy a ticket on board their next manned mission to the moon. And I need your help to raise that money.

Every little bit counts, even if you can only give a small amount! The kickstarter I have hosted on my website closes today! Please PLEASE consider donating! Help make my dream come true.

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

donating my entire life savings right now

[Mr Queeba]

i gave 10 dollars. godspeed and may you become artemis iv's strongest soldier

[Masterlegodude]

Anything for you, Hollingsworth

Here is my entire bank a

[Blockomaniac]

blockwars irl

[Ladios]

Help the website is broken. I wanted to put in my 2 cents, but the donate button doesn't work.

[bloody jumper]

take my money, we must have a blocklander on the moon

[Ladios]

Oh wait but Artemis II left without them today D:

[Swholli]

Oh wait but Artemis II left without them today D:

You're never gonna believe where I'm posting this from. Ohio. It's Ohio. I'm still here.

[Swholli]

Well, in 2024 NASA is going to make this a reality for me.

So now that April Fools is well over, and you all thoroughly believed my absolutely convincing ruse, I really wanted to just take a moment to acknowledge that in the original version of this gag, I had chosen 2024 as my "go to the moon" date.

Cause as far as I can find, the Artemis II mission was proposed and planned in April of 2017, almost exactly a year after my original april fools joke was posted. Then I find that their original target date for the launch was November 2024, which is the year I totally just threw out in 2016 (probably subconsciously thinking in presidential election timelines given that year). Then they delayed the mission for another two years, opting to launch in February of 2026 but due to a coolant leak they had to postpone again to the launch date that was a week ago today, April Fools 2026, exactly one decade after my original goof.

So now I'm thinking, Apollo (further moon launch connection, tin foil hat activated) decided to give me the gift of prophecy, but only for the strict usage of really stupid april fool spoof webpages that play rick astley's never gonna give you up.

Next year: give me a subject you want to get pre-cog foresight on and I'll make another rick astley page about it without thinking too hard but I'll be sure to use specific dates. Maybe we can do our own sports almanac thing and we all get "biff tannen in the alternate 1985" rich.

Then we buy Blockland IP rights from Badspot and we make... Blockland 2.

[Rigel]

It can't just be "Blockland 2", that's not hip anymore. It needs a subtitle. My propositions are as follows:
Blockland 2: The Search For More Shadows
Blockland: Gold Edition