do you wash your hands after peeing???

[Canis]

i'm taking a survey please discuss below :-)

[Ad Bot]

[Ladios]

Everyone knows the bare minimum basic sanitary practices are woke and gay.
Real men get pinworms from the fecal matter adhereing to their untrimmed fingernails.

[Canis]

Everyone knows the bare minimum basic sanitary practices are woke and gay.
Real men get pinworms from the fecal matter adhereing to their untrimmed fingernails.

do real men put their fingers in their mouths on purpose?
to get pinworms i mean

[Ladios]

It is the most masculine thing, to take a man's fingers into your mouth. It is a sign of dominance.

[Foxscotch]

it depends on if it's the type of pee where i gotta touch my richard or not. for casual pees there's no need
UNLESS im in someone else's house or a public bathroom or a restaurant or otherwise about to eat or something. in those cases i always wash. for appearances

[Trymos]

I wash my hands every time ew you sometimes people are gross

[foulprairiedog]

always wash the full 20+ seconds

[Swholli]

So, despite the weirdly specific gendered stereotypes, I have always sat to pee (forget you, it's cleaner, you're less likely to miss and hit the seat, and don't even get me started when the stream splits at the tip) so I rarely if ever have to touch any part of myself after pissin', so for me a typical pee session I don't really wash my hands unless I have to touch the ol' weiner. But if I touch stuff, I'm washing my hands immediately, especially after Covid.

[bloody jumper]

y- yes????

[Dr.Block]

One time at one of my old retail jobs, a guy came out of the bathroom and asked me if I think people should wash their hands before peeing, not after. He said his snake is generally cleaner than his hands so it made more sense to do it the other way around.

[Ladios]

Did you bring up that unless his snake is in some sort of cup, it's sitting in the rest of his underwear so every time he farts it is exposed to aerosolized stuff particles?

[Canis]

one time I sneezed with my eyes open
did you guys know people say your eyes will pop out of your skull if you sneeze with your eyes open?
my eyes didn't pop out of my skull when I sneezed thank goodness

So, despite the weirdly specific gendered stereotypes, I have always sat to pee (forget you, it's cleaner, you're less likely to miss and hit the seat, and don't even get me started when the stream splits at the tip) so I rarely if ever have to touch any part of myself after pissin', so for me a typical pee session I don't really wash my hands unless I have to touch the ol' weiner. But if I touch stuff, I'm washing my hands immediately, especially after Covid.

it depends on if it's the type of pee where i gotta touch my richard or not. for casual pees there's no need
UNLESS im in someone else's house or a public bathroom or a restaurant or otherwise about to eat or something. in those cases i always wash. for appearances

apropos of nothing, my next project will be a study on the digital footprint of bulletin board users!

[Canis]

Did you bring up that unless his snake is in some sort of cup, it's sitting in the rest of his underwear so every time he farts it is exposed to aerosolized stuff particles?

you have a colorful way of wording things my friend!

[Foxscotch]

apropos of nothing, my next project will be a study on the digital footprint of bulletin board users!

girl ive been on here for sixteen years. that post does not even register

[Canis]

girl ive been on here for sixteen years. that post does not even register

sorry i woke up from a dissociative fugue and found I'd made this topic, what the forget is going on