Author Topic: Virginia sucks  (Read 1207 times)

Okay so after living in West Virginia for the past five years I went to Finland for six months but was recalled back to the states to help out with a family situation and now I'm stuck in Virginia and it's probably the worst state I've ever lived in. In the US I mostly grew up in Maryland and Pennsylvania so I assumed that Virginia would be like living there, or that a lot of it would be similar to NOVA minus the super isolated parts of the Appalachians but it's genuinely awful living here. The traffic is unbearable despite the relatively small city population and it's full of side eyeing beggars and crackheads. Well WV also was full of crackheads (basically lived next to them when I had a downtown alleyway apartment) but they seemed to not bother you as much as they do here. This city barely has a homeless shelter system setup and it shows at every intersection, not like I'm in some hillbilly town anyways. Local government here is actually handicapped, it's like a Republican stereotype of a blue city where they literally can't put their money where their mouth is with their social programs but can't help but plaster hijabis on every public signage.

Anyways back with the traffic the civil engineers are also handicapped as they decided running a state highway right thru the center of downtown with no bypass was a fine idea. Rumor was that businesses didn't want anything redirecting traffic around the city so now everyone has to deal 20 minute commutes to drive five miles to Sheetz because some dime a dozen boutique or grill would miss out on a few hypothetical customers. Small business owners are TYRANTS and TERRORISTS. Also the airport has no maintenance jobs here and there's nothing but property management jobs because the mayor is some illiterate property investment bro so I'm basically out of available mechanic jobs. Well I did work for a production factory for a little bit but decided to quit because I didn't really feel like learning 3-phase 480V without any PPE or training minus just "watch this guy and remember". Also literally everywhere was a spill and tripping hazard, I thought there were labor laws in this state. Also there are latern flies everywhere, actual swarms of them, county has no plans on cutting down the invasive trees that they breed in though, for whatever reason. Chinese bastards.

Richmond also isn't as nice as I thought it would be, just more of the same but worse traffic. Nature sucks compared to where I was in WV, actually makes me depressed thinking about where I used to hike and the view I had outside my front window every single day. Just hoping to run into Chrischan while I'm here, though that might happen in Finland as well at this point. Will probably stop by where he lived in Ruckersville at some point though just to check out the neighborhood. Actually now that I think about it I think I actually did move to CWCville.

as one of the chinese bastards who is local and lives around the aforementioned areas all of this is hilariously true

as one of the chinese bastards who is local and lives around the aforementioned areas all of this is hilariously true
you're a loving lanternfly?

yes figuratively uh

I live in WV and work in NoVa and I loving hate commuting because the traffic is so downright dogstuff that it’s impressive. Like if I wasn’t used to it by now, it’s a borderline spectacle to see the amount of buffoonery that has gone unchecked for so long. I have to leave my house handicappedly early to beat the worst of it and then leave work early for the same reason.

Oh and god forbid I want to push 75mph on the loving highway. Virginia classifies 20+ mph the same as a DUI. Which sounds normal except some of the HIGHWAYS are 55mph where it’s literally dangerous to be going that slow. Traffic is 70-80mph and it takes one starfish cop to ruin your driving record and life because he felt like it.

Used to live in nova, the lanternfly situation is genuinely out of control lmao they gotta start burning forests. Wishing u a swift escape as soon as humanly possible, it's a godless place populated by evil people

Just hoping to run into Chrischan while I'm here, though that might happen in Finland as well at this point.

HE'S HERE?

damn I never knew Blocklanders frequented NOVA

TBH I can't imagine any place in the general vicinity of the American political liquid brained rats nest would be capable of having a healthy and friendly community of any sort in any capacity.

Used to live in nova, the lanternfly situation is genuinely out of control lmao they gotta start burning forests. Wishing u a swift escape as soon as humanly possible, it's a godless place populated by evil people
if it’s any solace, the lantern fly situation is still loving terrible here lol. worst i’ve seen in the entire country next to pittsburgh
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Bro they are absolutely EVERYWHERE and they're the only insects I see around, everything else is space, absolutely decimating the local population and all I can do is stomp on them one at a time. The porch at the place I'm staying at has gotten swarmed with them several times already. I hate them so much.

Even stink bugs never bothered me that much even if they're similar invasive pests, but maybe that's because I grew up at ground zero with them in the US lol, but these latern flies are infuriating with how much there are and how they cover every square inch of everything. I'm seriously considering petitioning some local government here to come up with plan or give direction for some funds to go into insect population conservation. Do wildlife administrations not cover native plants and non-game species? I'd also like to burn all the invasive bamboo and vines pls thanks.

I thought about moving to Martinsburg to work at Dulles a gew years ago but got stuck mentally at my job and gave up on it, but glad I never went thru with it because the commute would absolutely kill me. I used to like driving too. Also heard about the cops here but luckily haven't had any issues with them so far.

I also forgot to rant about how much it feels of pot and cheap beer everywhere. Also the DMV put me in a queue then called back for a second, left a message to call them again, then put me in another queue when I did. Feels like I'm in a King of the Hill episode with these lazy bureaucrats.

HE'S HERE?
He was semi-recently. He has some Finnish girlfriend now. Or did. Haven't really kept up.