Okay, first off, I am not afraid of my snake,
Second, I doubt any of the people here are scared of their own snake
Third, I wouldnt care if the virtual snake was 9 inches longer than mine
the point is, making a snake accurate, and low poly enough to allow smooth gameplay would be a pain. Making a snake would just add extra poly's which aren't even needed.
I mean, come on, Badspot, even though you are a very good 3D Modeler, do you think you will pull your pants down, stare and go "hmm, okay, so stretch, verticies there, oh and..." or are you going to model the snake after a carrot with a pump?
Seriously though, making a snake accurate is hard enough, and even if it was made, I doubt that it would be necessary. It would just slow down the game.
Plus, since the physics in this game are like Paris hilton is science class, it will always look like the men will have erections? If not, when we jump our snakees would be slump and saggy.
And the fact that this is not real life is more disturbing, because you know in real life everyone has a snake, that is a guy (except for people who have removed and or were born with a defect). But when you take it virtual, seeing a snake that has 6 sides, that doesn't bounce when you jump is very disturbing.
you must remember, a scrotum must be included. how many poly's will that take? to make it round and not blocky? AoT is laggy enough, and adding more useless things would turn it worse.
That is not the point though, the point is, *overall*
- The accuracy of a snake would take many polys, hence slowing the game down
- a snake is not necessary, there is no vagina on the women
- a low poly 6 sided snake would look horrible
- a low poly block of a ballsack would be even worse
- physics engine cannot process bouncing snake's thus creating frozen snake and ballsacks.
How do you like that? Im not a homophobic, I just think that it is completely unnecessary. I doubt any chicks would do public nudity in the INN in front of the mirror just to get their bonkers off?
