I might get a girlfriend!

[Pimpin]

Y'all are down with the Suubliime

Sublime? Who the forget? That's the Spice Girls.

loving queer.

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

lolol.

[King Lol]

Ahahahahahaha..... AHHAHRAHHRAha.

[sonic_knx]

Is this cigarette going to finally tell us how it went with his girlwhore so I have something to laugh at today. I can't wait until the part where she says "It's too small" and another great part is "I forget other people, let's stay just friends plskthxbai." I like relationships that last for like 2 weeks with epic love. Then the epic love ends. This saddens me very so.

[Spation]

"It's too small"

Is this before/during/after the time when you have sets of books delivered?

[LoserHero]

There is this girl at myschool i like, and i think she likes me, and she gave me her phone number and now we have been texting for a while. I will ask her out next week. :D

I'm guessing she said no.

[Monty]

[King Lol]

  lol 

[Jsk2003]

Is this cigarette going to finally tell us how it went with his girlwhore so I have something to laugh at today. I can't wait until the part where she says "It's too small" and another great part is "I forget other people, let's stay just friends plskthxbai." I like relationships that last for like 2 weeks with epic love. Then the epic love ends. This saddens me very so.

Well I see the difference between you and I.

You like short relationships with epic love.

I like long relationships. I don't care about the love. As long as it's love, then nothing else matters in the world.

Also, you're back :(.

[Marcem]

Smart hot and loyal . That is all I ask in a girl but where I live in it is smart ugly loyal, unloyal hot smart, or hot unloyal and dumb.

Wah, a girl doesn't always do what you say, starfish.

Loyal = Wont go love up other guys while your asleep.

I think I'd feel something come off of me.

[MegaScience]

(Btw i'm in 6th grade, and she has no boils XD)

You're only loving 13! By god, child! Learn abstinence!

Can't loving wait to make us think you're mature now? I've never had anything against you, but this is stupid.....

Ok, I forgot what I was typing above, "lost my train of thought," but dude, don't post about this and don't act like you're mature now for it.

[Jsk2003]

Wtf Megascience.

It's a girlfriend, not a whorebox.

I am sad that in your area that you live in, girlfriends are just objects. Over here in Texas, girls actually mean something other than love.

[Bisjac]

woman are things.
and just like the best stuff, you need to replace them every now and then :D

[MegaScience]

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Wtf Megascience.

It's a girlfriend, not a whorebox.

I am sad that in your area that you live in, girlfriends are just objects. Over here in Texas, girls actually mean something other than love.

Kissing counts, too. Not as love, but as something.

[Bisjac]

i was talking to an Iranian chick friend of mine a few days ago. went something like this:

Bisjac: so how does crazy purple haired American white boys date them Muslim chicks
her: yah I'm sure my parents would love that.
Bisjac: cant i just give them 20 of my best goats?

(blocked me for about 20 min)
(came back and bitched at me.....)
continues...

her: read something from the qur'an
bisjac: k
her: do some thing in some mosque
bisjac: k
her: be castrated
bisjac: ...
her: did i use the right word?
bisjac: cant i just kill a million jews?
her: oops i meant circumcised
her: what did i say?
bisjac: no! no! bad mistake!!! never again!