Let's get someone smarter to post in here please...
We just don't like people who act like a total handicap off the block. Through bashing, discipline and flaming we try to make them act like a normal, smart human being who has common sense.
Plus, the answer to most of the questions noobs ask are in the most OBVIOUS places (Such as the Tutorial, Help section and, believe it or not, possibly the FAQ.). The one thing noobs lack is common sense and a brain bigger than a cats, so we try to correct that.