Ding Dong Ditching...

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Me and two other of my freinds have this tradition where we ring this lady. But before I tell you the real story, I must tell you some back story. Ok so one day me the same freinds rung this lady's house. We all hid in the bushes and stuff like that. So the lady starts saying stuff like "Is anyone there?". So me and my freinds think she went back in. We counted to 3 and ran for it. Then the lady opens her door again. I looked back and noticed she was some fat peice of blubber. So she chased us about 5 feet before she went back. Remember shes fat thats probably why. Anyways. For the 6 time we were going to ring her, we ring her once a week. So, 1 of us runs up to the door and rings it, We also just so happen to notice a moving sign maybe she cant take us anymore...Anyways we wait there for a second, I was hiding in quite a un-noticable place. While my freinds hid on the ground behind all these ferns. Then, 1 of my freinds comes out and says "Yeah!! suck it." I geuss he wasnt suspecting him to be home. Right after that we get up and start moving. Suddenly the door barges open and a man that sounded to be in his late 20's said "I heard that you little cigaretteget, next time ill beat your ass!" We got all freaked out and ran off. Next time we ding dong ditch that house, well think twice.

lol i love ding dong ditching :D

Let me ring the bell! =P

Nobody in my neighborhood can run as fast as me. But I'd rather set a bag of dog crap on their porch and light it on fire.

That story sucked.
Be thankful that some crazy man didn't come running after you with a knife.

Throwing a bowl full of 4 dozen eggs mixed with a gallon of vinegar over the fence and into an enemy's back yard is more fun! :D 

Throwing a bowl full of 4 dozen eggs mixed with a gallon of vinegar over the fence and into an enemy's back yard is more fun! :D 

Oh god, please tel me what this does!

Throwing a bowl full of 4 dozen eggs mixed with a gallon of vinegar over the fence and into an enemy's back yard is more fun! :D 

Oh god, please tel me what this does!

Huge god damned mess to clean up.
Horrible smell
Vinegar burns your nose
Agonizingly long, painful, and difficult to clean up
Smells worse over time if they don't clean it up.

It's so fun! :D

Throwing a bowl full of 4 dozen eggs mixed with a gallon of vinegar over the fence and into an enemy's back yard is more fun! :D 

Oh god, please tel me what this does!

Huge god damned mess to clean up.
Horrible smell
Vinegar burns your nose
Agonizingly long, painful, and difficult to clean up
Smells worse over time if they don't clean it up.

It's so fun! :D

YES!

Will have to do, thanks buddy.

Be careful, you do not know who has a gun.

Throwing a bowl full of 4 dozen eggs mixed with a gallon of vinegar over the fence and into an enemy's back yard is more fun! :D 

Oh god, please tel me what this does!

Huge god damned mess to clean up.
Horrible smell
Vinegar burns your nose
Agonizingly long, painful, and difficult to clean up
Smells worse over time if they don't clean it up.

It's so fun! :D

YES!

Will have to do, thanks buddy.

I suggest you bring a friend or two along to help. It took 3 of us to lift, let alone throw, a bowl of that proportion.

Rubber band the yard :D
The worst punishment is hand picking thousands of tiny rubber bands spread through your front lawn

Rubber band the yard :D
The worst punishment is hand picking thousands of tiny rubber bands spread through your front lawn

Holy crap, that's actually a really good idea! I'll mix a couple thousand of those into the bowl next time I go raiding.

Omg, i never thought of using rubber bands ROFL!
*Goes to buy 10 bags of rubber bands*

You want revenge help, thats my specialty  :cookieMonster:

Here are some ideas:
1. Throw ballons full of colored shaving cream in thier back yard or on their house.
2. Punch alot of holes in their hose.
3. Fill thier trash can with water on trash night.
4. Get ahold of some bacteria from a lab and rub it on their door knob.
5. Order male and female strippers to thier house.

Edit: Btw don't let that guy intimidate you, he was probably just visiting and scared you off once. Don't give in!

Rofl Nimbus, you are a genius