The Rules of The Internet
The rules of the internet is are as follows:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. Anonymous is legion.
4. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
5. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
7. There are no real rules about posting.
8. There are no real rules about moderation either—enjoy your ban.
9. If you enjoy any rival sites—DON'T.
10. Pics or it didn't happen.
11. Lurk moar—it's never enough.
12. Nothing is sacred.
13. Do not argue with a troll—it means that they win.
14. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
15. There are NO girls on the internet.
16. A cat is fine too.
17. One cat leads to another.
18. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
19. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
20. It is a delicious trap. You must hit it.
21. /b/ sucks today
22. rooster goes in here.
23. You will never have love.
24. ????
25. PROFIT!
26. Tits are always relevant.
27. Gaston does it better. No Exceptions!.
28. There will always be more forgeted up stuff than what you just saw.
29. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is research of it. No exceptions. (Corollary: The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34).
35. If no research of it can be found, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's special interest. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
39. There is furry research of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed.
41. Needs moar Desu... NO EXCEPTIONS.
42. Every win will eventually fail.
43. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
44. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK roosterS
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The internet is not your personal army.
47. The cake is a lie.
48. Rules 1 to 48 are absolute!
49. On the internet, all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
50. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
51. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
52. They will never bring back Snacks.
53. There is always a female version of a male character.
54. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
55. Relation to the original topic decreases with each additional post.
56. /b/ is not your personal classifieds.
57. There are no rules of the internet
58. If it exists, Tony Stark can build it in a cave with a bunch of scraps.
59. No matter what, Mudkip always has moar.
60. Thou shall forget a midgit.
61. It needs moar cowbell. I have a fever.
62. Hicks must yip in hell.
63. Also, roosters.
64. No failtrolls need apply.
65. There will be AIDS. No exceptions.
66. If there's AIDS, babies will cum.
67. All Hayley pictures will be responded with owls in buckets.
68. You did not create it.
69. You WILL be mindforgeted.
70. You WILL stuff bricks.
71. You won't find adobe in Nairobi
72. Weegee can and will efect everything.
73. Orc will always be the other gray meat.
74. The internet is for research, no exceptions.
75. A bloodbath is always preferable to talking things out
76. The interbutt makes everyone handicapped.
77. If it exists, there is caramel dansen of it. No exceptions.
78. if caramel dansen of it cannot be found you must create it.
79. It was epic, it was win, it shall be epic again but this time it will be fail.
80. snake pwnage will always be epic but it can go either way.
81. MOAR MUDKIPz!!11!1
82. Rick Astley is never gonna: give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.
83. For every good character, there exists an evil doppelganger of it, and vice versa.
84. No matter how hard you try, Anonymous can always find you.
85. Number five ALWAYS fails. NO exceptions.
86. Everyone likes mudkips on some level, but some like mudkips on more levels than one.
87. The more you deny something, the more it applies to you.
88. The more you stress that something applies to you, the more you prove that it does in fact not apply to you at all.
89. richards Everywhere!
90. If it's Resident Evil research, there are zombies in it. No exceptions.
91. The less you want to see something, the more you must show it to others.
92.The shoop da whoop will always be funny
93.if you disagree I'LL FIRE MAH LAZORZ!
95. There is no rule 94.
94. O RLY?
96. If there is research of it, someone has saved said research to their computers. No exceptions.
97. A special interestist will defend his special interest no matter what evidence is presented to make them understand that it is wrong.
98. Milhouse is not, nor ever will be, a meme
99. All Furry haters must watch them yiff in hell, then rip their eyes out.
100. There's always someone out there with invisible genitalia.
