I don't want to burst anyones bubble, but the fact that the same 3 or 4 people swarm every new clan posted with anti-clan messages proves that some of the people claiming not to read it do read it. Its impossible not to read it. Its a good source of comic relief. Reading some of the posts actual of people trying to discuss or start a clan are preety funny, and some of the anti-clan ones are too.
You don't have to make fun of them, when they first join the forums. You can teach them how to use the forum with your skew of things, so that they become mindless minions who follow you! Heh... Nah, you just tell them how to use the froums. Eventually they will learn, despite what your friends tell you, or they will leave. Not leave as in quit reading, just as in quit posting.
There are a few crazy people who keep posting, but they aren't noobs, just crazy.